it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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