Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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