I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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