once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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