you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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