STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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