So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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