It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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