once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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