Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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