All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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