Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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