talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
