and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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