I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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