So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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