That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
