she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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