I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Randomize