in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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