honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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