im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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