while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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