I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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