There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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