Just cropdusted the office
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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