It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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