Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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