I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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