ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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