He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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