why didn't you poke me back
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
we're so committed to being not committed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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