mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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