My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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