Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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