We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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