I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Randomize
