the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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