I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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