I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize