put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
My vagina just clenched in fear
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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