I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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