I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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