ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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