My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I am naked and annoyed.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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