last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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