Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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