seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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