I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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