I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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