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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
