I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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