so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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