I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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