Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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